Saturday, January 24, 2009
Story Time . . .
I'm no Forrest Gump and my Benjamin Buttons are not all that Curious but I've been told that I have had some crazy things happen to me (and that I've made even more crazy things happen) in this life. I'm almost 400 posts in to this blog so I thought I would see how many of you think you know me.
To that end - only one of the following stories is made up. Three are completely true. Vote for which one you think is a yarn/lie/tall tale/fabrication. You can leave your vote in the "comments" section or e-mail me at email@example.com. I will elaborate on the winning story (assuming I can fool you here) or disclose that you all do "know me" very well next Friday.
Good luck and happy voting!
ONE REQUEST - If you are part of one of the real stories or if you "know" which one is false, please do not tip your hat in any publicly viewably comments. I am really curious about this . . .
STORY #1 - I was a male escort for the first year(ish) that I lived in Washington, DC.
STORY #2 - I once peed on the shoes of a roasted-chestnut-hawking street vendor near Times Square to get him to leave a friend and me alone.
STORY #3 - I dated a member of one of America's richest families for almost two years.
STORY #4 - I once stole something that was worth a little more than $5,000.